Shipping and return policies for Natural Oil

Shipping Info

All merchandise orders through Bandcamp.com are packaged in a rugged, ANS-certified, Gamma wave-resistant lead box that we dip 7 times in the Ganges River before placing carefully in the trunk of a 1973 Cadillac Eldorado. Once the package is secure in the trunk of the Eldorado, Jeremy' will hand the keys to his cousin Willy (from Southern Iowa), who will drive said package cross country, to your home or workplace, as requested, while spitting tobacco juice into an old can of Mountain Dew and listening to Madonna's "Like A Virgin" album on repeat.

Willy will hand-deliver your purchase, ask to use your toilet (feel free to say no), and make awkward and inappropriate remarks that make everyone in the room shift uncomfortably in their chairs until he slowly ambles away, like an extra in a George Romero movie. And all this at the low, low, rate of $2 per CD or T-shirt for US delivery.

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But Seriously - we'll be shipping CDs via USPS media mail, and T-shirts through USPS as well. We may adjust shipping rates in the future as we get a better feel for the actual cost.

If you are ordering from outside the U.S. - First of all, Thank You!
It's a pleasure to have anyone in the world enjoy our music.

Secondly, Please contact us before making a payment for a CD or T-shirt purchase for delivery outside the United States. Shipping costs outside of the US vary widely, and may be cost-prohibitive. Just shoot us a message, and we'll do our best to figure out a way to ship to you inexpensively. If you can't wait for a fix of the Oil, a Digital Download may be a better (and less expensive) option, and includes all of the artwork that comes with the physical CD.

Return Policy

We'd rather not think about the idea of people sending our music back for a refund, but if an item arrives damaged, or we somehow send the wrong size shirt, we will take reasonable steps to replace or refund as dictated by the particular circumstances.